Poems

In 5th grade I used to pay my friend $5 to draw Marge Simpson naked

A poem from my book MOUTHFUL

Apr 1 •

I Wish I Could Paint So I Would Have an Excuse To See My Friends Naked

An unreleased poem

Mar 27 •

The Best Place To Get Fingered In The Museum of Natural History

A poem from my book MOUTHFUL

Jan 20 •

A poem from my book MOUTHFUL

Nov 20, 2024 •

I wrote a poem about pee and slushies

SLUSHY from my book MOUTHFUL

Nov 14, 2024 •

COMFORTABLY NUMB

A poem from my book MOUTHFUL

Nov 8, 2024 •

A poem from my book MOUTHFUL

Nov 6, 2024 •

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